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Dr.KOOL
11-19-02, 08:13 PM
I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!! So I called him a pile of horse shit.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't give a damn.

My bike was parked around the corner...The car belonged to my neighbor that lets his dog shit in my yard every day.


Enjoy:D :D

Dr.KOOL

Crazey
11-20-02, 01:57 AM
hehe, funny, lol.

Nick84
11-20-02, 11:08 AM
hahahahaha :D :D
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marius
01-31-03, 12:30 AM
LMFAO~!!!!!!!
hehhheeh that's sooooooofunny~!!

BigBoi
01-31-03, 08:28 AM
heard that one and variations before, lol
still funny

marius
01-31-03, 09:35 AM
really old post... but I was bored late at night lol~!